{"product_id":"boom-patrol","title":"BOOM Patrol","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHello and welcome to the BOOMburg Battle Arena where the most celebrated tank crews have assembled for an all-out battle for gold \u0026amp; glory. So, get ready to crush buildings, grab those power-ups and make things go BOOM!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your celebrity tank Captain, like Jonesy Ninelives of Crew Tomcat or Rosie Rhino of the Charging Armored - then outsmart, outmaneuver, and outblast your rivals in the ultimate arena battle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOOM Patrol is a competitive tank battle game that plays like a mash-up of Mario Kart and Battlebots. Whether you Medal - or get blown into next week comes down to your strategic and tactical decisions. All in a game that cares more about fun than precision. 'Cause if it looks close enough, it's close enough to crush with 30 tons of treads and armor!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing an intuitive and innovative movement system, programmed command cards, asymmetric tank captain abilities, and videogame-like logic, this is just a blast to play. And with the toy-etic cardboard tanks, you will find yourself making tank noises as they rumble across the arena and turn their turrets with a \"TINK, TINK, TINK,\" before firing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smirk \u0026 Dagger","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47957187854588,"sku":"SND1024","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0625\/4975\/4108\/files\/smirk-dagger-board-games-card-games-boom-patrol-894769000391-snd1024-1191288665.jpg?v=1757026633","url":"https:\/\/shop.thirdeyecomics.com\/products\/boom-patrol","provider":"Third Eye Comics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}