The eighth issue contains eight features, usable by both players and judges:

Additional Birth Augurs—While the DCC RPG provides a lot of birth augurs, Brian Gilkison has got a few that were missed, and so we share them with you in this nifty article on the topic!

Jinn Adversaries—Jinn... Their names are whispered in legend, lamps are rubbed in hopefulness of dreams fulfilled, and their realms are places of mystery and the roiling chaos of the first plane rolled into one. In this article, Khaldoun Khelil details Jinn as adversaries in all their glory and magnificent depth! These are foes unlike any your characters have faced before!

Eye Wizard Class—You have seen the Eye Wizard online, haunting the corners of DCC forums, Facebook groups, and your own restless dreams. Now, play one of these enigmatic creatures as a full blown class! Join us as we pay homage to Loz-the-Eye's mysterious idea brought to life in a class writeup so massively awesome we had to invent new words to encapsulate the enigma that are Eye Wizards!

Patron Missions: Bobugbubilz—What is not to love about this demonic lord of amphibians? Many a wizard have bonded with this patron, and now we reveal 7 missions for Bobugbubilz that will shatter your wizard's mind! Or at least make them wish they had tried going it alone that one time.

Cullpepper's Herbal—Balm and Bay Tree join the ranks of our gardens this issue. Join Ms. Cullpepper as we explore the depths of these herbs and discover their uses for adventures yet to come.

Elven Luck—Like dwarves, Elves have some special uses for the Luck stat as well. Explore this in our article specifically devoted to the topic. This is a great way to make elves a bit more... Elven.

Onward Retainer, starring the Legion—The eighth installment of our adventuring comic in an old school style, brought to you by Joel Phillips!

Wyrm Words—A word puzzle of all the Gygaxian words in the eighth issue—this way, a definition is never in doubt! Also included are the answers to the Issue #7's Wyrm Words.