Quirk Books
How to Survive a Horror Movie - Book
Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:• How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in• The five types of slashers and how to defeat them• How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects• How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats• What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead(This book may contain a small, black sharpie mark on the bottom edge, so that it can't be returned to a different wholesaler.)
UPC/ISBN: 9781683691464
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