The very safety of our drivers is at stake. Our countries’ drivers have grown restless behind the wheel— they’ve mastered texting, one-knee driving, and can eat enormous burritos while navigating a dicey pass on a two-lane highway. But our current system of street signs is out of touch and in danger of becoming completely irrelevant! What does merge mean to a college kid hauling ass in a Mustang, sexting his girlfriend while downing a Big Gulp? We need street signs that relate to the current driver -- the driver of tomorrow! -- not the two-hands-on-the-wheel, signal-at-every-turn dinosaur of the past! And now, here they are, collected in your bible of the American road. You’re welcome.Study these original signs ("Asshole Ahead") and modified interpretations ("Workman with Thumb Up Butt") before you head out on the road. An informed driver is a safe driver! Also useful for creating your own stickers to improve traffic flow & educate the traveling public.(this book may contain a black mark on the spine so that it may not be returned to a different wholesaler)